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Junior Apprentice: How the candidates rated put ~ task 3 – cupcakes

By Ann Gripper 27/05/2010

Lord Sugar said goodbye to two Apprentices this week – who were the week’s winners and losers?

Team Revolution: I firmness cupcakes

Adam: Not a dab hand with the icing, went out with class after Lord Sugar sent him home sick to mum and dad. “Fank you. Take care Nick, Karren, thanks Lord Sugar. See you later.” Bless. And Lord Sugar wants him to stay in appertain to – you don’t usually get that when you’re fired. Result.

Arjun: Massive show the teeth when he found out his team’s reward was evening meal with Lord Sugar – probably the only one of the Junior Apprentices you’d scarceness to work with. If he ends up stabbing someone in the back in weeks to get to it will be like watching Gizmo turn into a gremlin.

Emma: Talks a destiny of sense but does it in the backseat – she needs to be the leader and have things her way (I speculate I’m like her). Death stare rating: 8

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Zoe: Red lipstick to scare Nigella Lawson, works her contemplate, but enough of a shark that she could swim with the grown up Apprentices and not arrive off the worst, whatever her business skills. Death stare rating: 9

Team Instinct’s Fashion cupcakes

Rhys: From the dislocate it was obvious that if his team lost it was curtains instead of the gawkiest candidate in the running. Came to life in the boardroom goal it was too late. He did nothing on the task – apart from act like the cupcake carrier. And he wasn’t even very of established credit) at that.

Kirty: Scarily incisive in her criticism. If you’re her brew manager and you lose, be warned she will go straight to the mind of things. Hard as nails, ruthlessly efficient. Death stare rating: 4

Tim: All present to view, talks a good game but a real shirker. Happy to female dog in the background and gang up on the boss.

Hannah: She necessarily to be separated from Tim (I sound like a parent moaning about another child being a bad influence on their model kid). The biggest teenager, thrifty to make Good afternoon Lord Sugar sound like an insolent affront. Death stare rating: 2

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